Poseidon Would Be the God of Really Hot Lifeguards

Percy and his fellow counselors spend an evening 'modernizing' their godly parents for their own amusement, but when Dionysus visits Olympus and tells the other gods about what they're kids said, they take in in turn to godify their children, but will one prank send the Demigods over the edge? "Apollo was sure of that much, and he knew exactly how he would make them suffer."