Shadows of Israphel Novelization

The title says it all. The adventures of a tall dwarf and a "Handsome" spaceman. That is all I really need to say besides I don't own this plot, it belongs to the Yogscast. Check them out and their wacky videos. NOTE: I switched things to make sense in context, they do a semi-roleplay where they are only in character when they want to be. NOTE 2: They use bad words, a lot.