Reepicheep Is Not Macbeth

Having Reepicheep speak like a Shakespearean character is great but not 24/7/365. You can have him speak non-formally to people and still get a message. I was told that this was "boring and Shakespeare was written all over it" which is kind of the point, although in truth, I thought it was interesting. This person didn't, so I posted it for that reason.