Balu in Skyrim - awakening and antagonizing

An engineer from Earth plays a lot of TES V, always being the 'Knight in Shining Armor' rescuing the proverbial 'Damsel in Distress'. After Akatosh decided that our hero gets a job offer to help the new Dragonborn along, he wakes up in the cart to Helgen and is now a tall, strong and rejuvenated Khajiit; despite his knowledge from playing the game, not everything goes smoothly...