Two Idiots Walk Into a Bar
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Two glamoured idiots walk into a bar in the hopes of finding someone to help them forget about their mutual unrequited (or so they think) love. #IdiotsInLove #Fun #Bickering #Smut #BodyWorship #HeLovesHerCurves #POVDracoMalfoy #PiningDracoMalfoy #TheySquabbleLikeTwelveYearOlds