In Vain

This is bad. This is very, very bad. The scruffy, wild bedhead of dark hair is the only other occupant in the bed, partially hidden by an arm hung overhead, and circular glasses awkwardly bent. She panicks because she shouldn't be here, and this bed isn't hers, and who knows what credit card she must have used to get the room, and it is well almost noon, and he damn well isn't hers