Life in the (Long) Bottom
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As a young man, I understood that life sucked. What sucked more was dying young. What sucked the worse was being reborn as, arguably, the weakest Harry Potter character. Then again, who's to say I can't have fun, and not totally hijack Harry's spotlight as the Boy-Who-Lived. SI-OC!Neville Longbottom! Humor with destruction of original plot! Rated T for swearing.