My Father, The Dark Lord

Hermione AU. How does one deal with having Voldemort as a father? You prank him, tell him he looks pretty in pink and make up ridiculous nicknames for him. You go to Ravenclaw even though you should be in Slytherin, you hex his followers and get them in trouble. A tiny part of you wishes he'd be proud of you, even though you are compassionate and kind, not a murdering Psychopath.