Angelic Twilight

So, apparently, I died, and ended up in some weird room, where I met an angel, who decided to send me into that weird Twilight series my friend would go on and on about! Now I'm surrounded by sparkly vampires, guys who turn into wolves, and a very annoying guardian angel! Not to mention the worst of all! I have to go through puberty a second time! My life is the worst! Edward / OC