Mr Glanz Tries to Change His Name (he fails)

Mr Glanz is tired of it all. When he was young nobody taught reproduction lessons in biology, because they used to have manners. Now, his accursed name brought him great strife and torment. It was high time to change it all. Alas, though, he should have chosen a new one better... Collab between myself and Lyra Anna Ly. Written in one sitting.