It's a Muggle Thing

"HA! Hogwarts? The Top Wizarding School in the World? You've got to be kidding me! It's not even the Top in Britain! Much less Europe!" "How dare you say such a thing? Hogwarts is the oldest school in the world!" "... Yeah. I kind of guessed that since the Headmaster is a crackpot and looks like a fossil." "Draco Malfoy! Stop insulting them!" "What? You know it's true!" "DRACO!"