Rude Awakening

Lily Potter was many things when angered. She was feisty, opinionated, and sometimes, to quote her cousin Rose Weasley: 'a complete and utter psychotic bitch'. But only one human being on the face of the planet irritated her and grated on her nerves like no one else ever had, or probably ever would. And now payback is a bitch, and he's in for one rude awakening.