My Darling Hermione
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A short Dramione one-shot inspired by Shane Koyczan.What happens when a familiar stranger sits next to Draco Malfoy in a bar, "...she's been on top so much she's starting to resemble the roof. He tells her this and she says, 'Should I be insulted' He flashes a grin and replies, 'You're a real sexy roof.' She smiles, clearly pleased."