Ultimate Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man

No Way Home AU. Being a hero is a life of duality. And when that duality is challenged, there are times when a hero make a choice. A choice to keep talking to the wizard in the middle of a reality altering spell. So... what could go wrong? How's about multidimensional travel to a universe of crazy teenagers called Ultimates? Meh, he's already a superhero, basically an Ultimate.