Smells Like Teen Spirit

"Yes, Erwin," comes the sarcastic drawl, "We are going to successfully save this failing company of yours by convincing twelve melodramatic, hyperactive, annoying-as-fuck teenagers to join us on a private island reality show." (It's exactly what they do.) -— featuring the 104th kids as the dumbstruck contestants and the veterans as the would-be producers; multiple pairings