Golden Arches, a Spoof with Alexander and Hephaistion
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Alexander and Hephaistion have magically been transported from a makeshift camp in the Gedrosian desert to the present time. They had been discovered in a McDonald's begging for food for their starving troops, and news crews flocked in to get their story. Unaware of the salacious, vicious, cut throat modern day media tactics they chose the worst to go with: Wolf News.