Partners in Pony Crime

Sirius Black is on his way to see a friend when he suddenly becomes the get-away ride for a blue-haired, Mickey Mouse-shirt wearing teenager with a not-so-secret passion for ponies and a dorky father he really wouldn't mind taking for a ride (on his motorcycle, of course!). Alt: Sirius wears glittery nail-polish, Teddy is a misunderstood Brony, and Remus is so over the teen years.