The Show Must Go On

Hogwarts falls on hard financial times, and the school committee decides that a cross-house student Talent Show would be an excellent way to demonstrate how vital the institution is to the Wizarding World. The trouble is...the production manager they draft is none other than the anti-social Severus Snape, with 14-year-old Hermione Granger as his brainy and chatty second-in-command.