Summary
This is a collection of nonsense, headcanons, drabbles, and one-shots under 1500 words. Mostly humorous. Rated M: for sexual innuendos and language Trigger Warnings: You might pee your pants with laughter, or not. Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Millicent Bulstrode/Seamus Finnigan, Pansy Parkinson/Harry Potter, Albus Severus Potter, James Sirius Potter, Scorpius Malfoy