Everybody Wants to Be My Enemy

Why is that? Do we have to fight? I can be such a good friend! Well? Whaddya say? Lets be friends! Well? Whaddya say? No? Aww. Why not? A broken ninja finds himself dropped into a city roiling with conflict; a powder keg ready to explode at the slightest spark. Time to rise. NarutoxArcane. NarutoxJinx? Narutoxharem? Pairing undecided. My first League of Legends story. Have mercy!