Two Pints of Lager and a Gin and Tonic

After a Christmas Day lunch with the Weasleys (their first following Voldemort's defeat), Harry makes his way to a Muggle pub to meet up with his best friend and newly-appointed Head Girl Hermione Granger, who's home for her Christmas holidays to visit her family after a term at Hogwarts. Yet neither of them are quite prepared for the startling conversation they are about to have!