A Guide to Your Life Under Lord Sauron
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Hello to all you Middle-earthians! I am a Maia from Mordor Tours who is here to tell you how to survive under Lord Sauron's reign! Read this closely, and you should do just fine! Ignore this and... well, I wouldn't want to be you when Lord Sauron deals with you. Yes, it contains an OC. Please don't run. I've changed the rating; I was too paranoid before.