Uatu Is Bored: A 50th Fanfiction Celebration

For my fiftieth fanfiction, I have created a very bizarre tale. See an insane Uatu! See a battle of master thespians! See Tony Stark struggling to deal with the entire world's supply of alcohol disappearing. Read and review, if you please. I hope that you have an excellent day! Rated T for some mild language, one horrible word, and foreign insults.