Date Gone Wrong Or Right?

AU! Tom dropped the bleeding heads onto the floor beside the decapitated bodies that were surrounded by melting mozzarella cheese, olives, tomato slices, and a lot of blood. He looked up at Hermione and, in the most sheepish tone he could muster, said, "Oops?" Hermione groaned and dropped her head into the palms of her hands. "This is why we don't go out to dinner with friends."