KONOWARS: A NEW DOPE

IT IS A TIME OF GREAT TOM FOOLERY THE CRUEL EMPIRE BATTLES THE BRAVE REBELS FOR THE FATE OF THE GALAXY! BUT NONE OF OUR 'HEROES' REALLY CARE ABOUT THAT. UNFORTUNATELY FOR THEM, THE FORCE HAS OTHER PLANS IN STORE FOR THEIR FATE. WILL THEY TIP THE BALANCE IN FAVOR OF THE LIGHT, OR WILL THE GALAXY PLUNGE INTO DARKNESS? WAIT, NO, I PHRASED THAT WRONG. NO PLUNGING INTO DARKNESS!