Family Bonding (With Alcohol, Dementors, and Other Hijinks)

Dudley Dursley was a thuggish, self centered, and self serving individual, and he knew it. One day though, the cousin he'd been told all his life was nothing more than a worthless freak blew up at him and unloaded his entire, insane existance. His parent's were nuts, Harry wasn't the freak, it was the idiots he was forced to exist with, aside from that dentist's daughter at least