My Immortal: Another Commentary! Yay!

I'm sure you've heard of My Immortal, the most famously bad fanfiction on the Internet. I've decided to do a commentary. Discover the insane, twisted Hogwarts, the moronic insults, and the creepy "goffik" characters, and (my favorite) Tara Gilesbie's inane clothing descriptions! GOFFIKS ONLY NO POSRS PLAZ