With A Smile

River tries to steal the TARDIS. It's no big dea,l sia does it all the time. This one looks a bit different, but it's no big deal. It's the Doctor! It'll be fine. Sia picks the lock on the door and strolls in. And then sia gets hit over the head and knocked out. Everyone gets neopronouns, Charley and Eight are still blind from Scherzo, continuity for TCotK, and it's funny as hell.