Divine Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

During the Titan's Curse. Cyrus Khan was just a normal guy, more or less. That is, until he died and met Jesus. Given a second chance at life and a weapon from the Saint himself and thrown into a world of Gods and monsters, how will Cyrus survive? Why, by committing Atrocious Acts at Affordable Prices of course! Lets hope that 'Gravity' doesn't get involved to worsen it...OC/Thalia