Wheezer
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As much as I adore the canon, and I think Episode 1 series 1 is possibly the greatest first episode of anything, ever, I couldn't help but wonder, what if? This is Louisa's backstory as imagined by me.
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- #1 1974-ish
- #2 C 1982
- #3 C 1984
- #4 Shock
- #5 The Eligible Bachelor
- #6 Feelings Run High
- #7 Mr and Mrs Machiavellian
- #8 Martin Takes His Car For A Test Drive
- #9 En Garde!
- #10 A Bit Of Alright
- #11 Dovetail Jigs and Clockwork Boats
- #12 Who's Who on The Committee?
- #13 The Needle and The Damage Done
- #14 Cornishware Eggcups
- #15 In Which We Meet Sally Sillock
- #16 16 Philosophy and Bronski Beat
- #17 17 Déjà Vu
- #18 18 How's My Girl?
- #19 19 The 'Lympics
- #20 20 A Quiet Interlude at Joan's Cottage
- #21 21 Edith The Emmett
- #22 22 Disco and Discombobulation
- #23 23 Pearls and Tweed
- #24 24 Boys
- #25 25 Schadenfreude
- #26 26 An Angry Ginger Chicken Attacks
- #27 27 A Moment Of Clarity
- #28 28 Tachypnea
- #29 29 Peelings
- #30 30 A Trollop Of The First Order
- #31 31 Misconceive
- #32 32 Frankie Says No More
- #33 33 Fishwife School
- #34 34 An Albino Axolotl
- #35 Difference of Opinion with a Diff Pinion
- #36 Brahmacharya
- #37 Gravitas
- #38 There Once Was A Girl They Called Edith
- #39 Condy's Crystals and a Pickled Frog
- #40 Broke Music
- #41 Lodestar Supernova
- #42 Chaps and Chaperones
- #43 Brandy and Dry
- #44 Danny Drops In
- #45 You Were Always On My Mind
- #46 Anita Holm
- #47 Cadge and Cajolement
- #48 Not So Great Expectations
- #49 The Only Way is Up
- #50 Mellifluous
- #51 There Is A Light That Never Goes Out
- #52 Peeling Carrots With An Axe
- #53 A Beret and A Garland of Garlic
- #54 Chapter 54
- #55 Scandinavian Art House
- #56 Cornwall Gardens
- #57 Fulsome, Sanctimonious and Slimy
- #58 Knocking Over Beehives
- #59 Sheep, Strawberries and Sexual Sadists
- #60 The Hypnic Jerk
- #61 Oshibori
- #62 A Tiny Flicker of Warmth
- #63 Thaumaturgy
- #64 Six Hundred Square Miles
- #65 Altruism
- #66 A Ridiculously Long Chapter
- #67 Concupiscence
- #68 Cutis anserina
- #69 Chapter 69
- #70 Prurience
- #71 Aphrodite In The Shade
- #72 In The Roar
- #73 PleasePleasePleaseLetMeGetWhatIWant
- #74 Maladroit
- #75 Calumniation
- #76 The Lure Of The Cormorant
- #77 Summoning A Phantasm
- #78 Monomania
- #79 Two Buttons
- #80 Perfect Diction
- #81 Propinquity
- #82 After Eights
- #83 The Republic of Aphrodisia
- #84 A Dozen Black Zantedeschias
- #85 Something Good
- #86 Triceratops, Storks, Crows and Swallows
- #87 Swiss Topaz
- #88 Calamine, Chicanery and Conniptions
- #89 Real Glam Nightmare
- #90 The Distaff Line
- #91 A Little, Or Not At All
- #92 Ne Plus Ultra
- #93 The Anatomy Prize (& Other Achievements)
- #94 Molto Appassionato
- #95 The White Dorking
- #96 Don't Let Me Down, Don't Let Me Down
- #97 The Consummate Professional
- #98 Exigency
- #99 A Draw At Old Trafford
- #100 Vicissitude
- #101 The Toothbrush
- #102 Faites L'amour Pas La Guerre
- #103 Pareidolia
- #104 Shokuchūdoku
- #105 Penetralia
- #106 Osculation
- #107 The Rhetorical Question
- #108 Erroneous Conclusions
- #109 Veisalgia
- #110 Beneficence & Non-maleficence
- #111 Maidenhead and the Rise of the Phoenix
- #112 Vale and Valediction
- #113 Recommended Therapies
- #114 Airport Interregnum
- #115 The Cymotrichous Admirer
- #116 Disapprobation
- #117 Umm & Umbrageous
- #118 Contiguity
- #119 Ants & Anticipation
- #120 Happenstance
- #121 Sous & Insouciance
- #122 Rectitude
- #123 A Flourish of Strumpets
- #124 A Knab of Toads
- #125 The Principal Investigator
- #126 Epithets and Appellations
- #127 Sink & Synchronicity
- #128 Legerdemain
- #129 The Errand
- #130 Thin-film Interference
- #131 St Eligius and St Adjutor
- #132 Terence Reginald Errol Glasson
- #133 The Legend of Morgawr
- #134 Knees Up, Mother Brown
- #135 The Friends of St Thomas
- #136 Antegrade Cardioplegia
- #137 The Bloomsbury Set
- #138 The Siren & The Sailor
- #139 The Cognac Diamond
- #140 Cupidity
- #141 Imp and Impetuosity
- #142 A Drop of Nectar
- #143 Cut, Carat, Colour & Clarity
- #144 Irritant Contact Dermatitis
- #145 Necessary On A Bicycle
- #146 Pyrexia
- #147 A Snapshot of Bronte
- #148 Ignis Fatuus
- #149 The Mickey Mouse Plaster
- #150 Silver sulfadiazine
- #151 Access All Areas
- #152 The Good Bra
- #153 I Won't Share You
- #154 de trop
- #155 A Friend of Louisa's
- #156 Sequestration
- #157 Asunder
- #158 Spilled Milk
- #159 Enjoy The Silence
- #160 The High Priestess of Ataxia
- #161 Mature and Reasonable Adults
- #162 μετάνοια & Boetvaardigheid