Tell or be Hexed!

"It's okay, he's just like that. I mean, you could be the son of Merlin himself and he'd dislike you. It's just..you know, being a Malfoy, he likes you extra...less." Scorpius/Rose, Teddy/Victoire. Two guys use Basilisk-orientated pick-up lines, and somehow, it all works out. Written for QLFC. LOTS OF FLUFF :D