Relationship Status: Pending

Hermione Granger is edging thirty, accident prone and haplessly single. One night, she decides it would be humourous (and hilariously masochistic) to timeline her failed relationships in a memoir. From losing her v-card in a broom closet to hooking up in a public loo to ruining her best friends' wedding — she's done it all. (HBO Girls-ish - Bridget Jones-ish - Rated M!)