Holly and Phoenix Feather

Imagine, if you will- What its like to be me. Eleven inches of Holly wood with a feather from a bird that's been known to spontaneously combust sealed inside of it... Not that fun right? Well, as you can guess, with an existence like mine, you have to get your kicks when you can. (Even if it is only silently making fun of idiot Wizards who would honestly be dead without me).