Siriusly?

My best friend is Sirius Black. Stop drooling...I know you are. Every girl does. Well, except me. We're two peas in a pod, and peas don't drool at each other. Seriously, I don't. But recently, well, I feel like our friendship's changing, exploding in a way, and I don't know how to act. Help? "SIRIUS, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE READING THIS!"