Would you?

'Make sure I'm not dreaming' Check 'Make sure I don't have a fever' Check 'Hallucinating' Nope 'Am I finally going insane' N-Right, that's a matter of opinion...So I guess this is really happening. I'm screwed, aren't I? Never mind,don't answer that. What I really want to know is who did I manage to piss of enough so that they send me to the Harry Potter-Verse!