Even the Dead Love

I'm trying out a new format, two similar stories about the dead finding love, each chapter will alternate between the two a pure romance and a romance/humor: The Tree of Black leaves-"Don't ask me, you know me better than I know myself" Franken-oh, shoot me now!-"Not if you were the last man on Earth!" "Really now?" boom sorry guys, I don't know what to do with this fic right now.