It Doesn't Pass Mustard

By soberloki

In Harry Potter Fanfiction

English

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Source

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Status

Completed

Published: 3 January 2007

Last Updated: 2 March 2019

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Summary

ONESHOT. Narcissa Malfoy gives her son a bit of advice, after he reacts badly to a surprise. Crack, of course. NM, DM.LL.

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Genres

• Humor

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Characters

• Draco M.
• Narcissa M.

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Contents 1 Chapter

• #1
  Chapter 1 2 March 2019
  264

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