One Door, Three Walls

All Teddy Lupin ever wanted to do was make it out of Hogwarts alive, keeping his untouched record within the central Hogwarts gossip chain just that - untouched. But with a girlfriend determined to climb the social ladder, a Godfather trying to control his life and several Gryffindors out to destroy him, his seventh year is about to get ugly. All because of that /stupid/ bathroom.