False Dichotomy
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Summary
Harry's in love, and Hermione decides she has to get him and whoever it is together, by whatever means necessary. She recruits Ron, Draco, Albus, and Madame Rosmerta to help, but will it all backfire when Harry comes clean? Based on Dichotomy by StarryNight, but my own version and much changed in content, though not in plot. Rated T for some pretty teen language. SSHP slash