Quandaries

In which Dipper Pines thinks that maybe having the pig as a familiar would've been a much better choice than having Bill. "Bill, let go." You order. Bill's head turns downwards so he's looking at you, then he grins, it's one of those grins that he does when he knows he's about to win an argument. So he obeys you and let's go. Straight into the tub full of cold water. [BillDip]