James Potter's Midlife Crisis (Oneshot)
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He knew, he knew he was hardly eleven years old and he had no right to call it a "midlife" crisis, seeing as he knew he wouldn't die at the age of 22. No, indeed, he planned to live to the ripe old age of 153 and fall to his death from a broomstick in a league match for the Quidditch World Cup, after winning the award for Oldest Quidditch Player Ever. (Happy Birthday Maddy!)