Responsible or Irresponsible

Edward is a single parent along with Bella. Edward works at a garage. Bella is a teacher. When the two paths collide what happens? Edward is jealous. Bella and Emmett play pranks on the students. Rosalie gets drunk. Alice shopping trips are in session. What happens when Edward finds out Renesme has a boyfriend? Is Bella getting dirty texts? Does Edward get caught naked in a class?