I Don't Think We're in Kansas Anymore

Macie Madison Leila Alinsky was thrown most rudely into Middle-earth one day. But she's only ever seen the movies! Elrond has two sons? Arwen didn't save Frodo? Aragorn was fostered by Elrond, the not-so-racist Lord of Imladris? And SURELY this brunette hippie environmentalist isn't Legolas, right? This is just too much for Macie! (Not a romance)