Restore My Virginity (And My Windshield)

What happened to the flying car, after it took off into the forest to lead the giant spiders away from Ron and Harry? Horror, violation, and salvation. The Ford Anglia is attacked and ravished by the Aragog's giant spider army, until the Whomping Willow comes to the rescue. (Oneshot, crack-pairing. Flying Car/Giant Spiders, Flying Car/Whomping Willow.)