Swear to be overdramatic and true

Draco comes home from a dangerous mission with a few surprises. "Why is there a dog?" "I don't know"—she stroked her hands through the dog's white and brown fur— "but he's a good boy. Aren't you? Yes you are." "Merlin, Granger, if i'd known all I had to do to get you on your knees was bring my dog to work, I would have brought him in years ago."