Does a warlord make a great friend?

During the final week of summer camp, Taylor decided to sneak off to watch the night sky. Unbeknownst to her, she would discover a (quite possibly) warlord from another world that night. As for a particular warlord, he will have to come to terms with the fact that he cannot fulfil his murder boner for a certain prime. This may be the result of a certain fedora wearing woman. (AU)