Whipped into Shape

Go to Tokyo, they said. You might find a waifu they said. Well now I've got three and if it wasn't enough that they're constantly fighting each other - over me, especially - we've got some rich cape-wearing freak talking about some Sekirei Plan. All I wanted was to go to Akihabara; I didn't want this. But if this is some game, then I'm damn sure not about to lose them over it.