A Friendly Warning from a Bully

Hey, nice ta meet ya. I'm what you'd call a bully. I pick on people and go round the school bein' feared and feelin' pretty good about it. I've got a whole list of regular targets, but there's one I don't have that I want: Kyle Broflovski. The reason I can't have him? That would be Eric Cartman. (Subtle Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities.)