Metroid Prime: Screwed Up Version

Metroid Prime... with a twist! Also Microsoft Sam is Samus's side-kick, So that's a bonus laugh to all you viewers! Rated M for swearing and stupidity... A LOT! of stupidity. What are you waiting for Metroid fans? You should take a seat while reading this too... Also when this book is finished prepare for Metroid Prime 2: screwed up version!