Humpty Dumpty Fell Off A Wall

It was a dark and stormy night, but Sherlock decided to drag his best friend in a chase after criminals. Fortunately all the king's men could put Humpty Dumpty back together, but then came the dreaded ultimatum: housebound until fully recovered. It would be a test of endurance and patience. Would they survive it? NO slash, vulgarity, character deaths, or hinted subtext! ON HIATUS